This blog chronicles the lives of the Caffee Clan: Brian, Kelly, Josh, Jason, Lauren and Katelyn as we navigate life as a large, loud, military family that lives on the verge of complete chaos! I'm Kelly, AKA "Mom", "Mama", "Babe" or the "1SG's wife", I am 37, a stay-at-home-mom that dreams of someday working in the marketing field. I love photography, scrap booking, healthy eating and cooking, my family, music and dancing!! I have a fetish for gross medical stuff, like unusual diseases or strange growths, and sometimes I wish I was a midwife. As you read, you might notice that I have an slight obsession with cleaning and germ-avoidance, but do not fret, I am aware and I am working on it. And I love making lists! I have lots of opinions about lots of things and this is what is represented here! I'm not always right (wait, I'm NOT??) but I always have something to say!!!

"Speaking Jason Paul"

"I know who killed Martin Luther King, Jr. It was Bootstrap. Bootstrap Bill!"


"HEY! Who put that picture on Facebook? Take that down! I mean it Mom, take it down!" Go to Kelly Caffee on FB to see said picture.


Josh to me: "Did you know that there is a part in the Constitution that says you don't have to answer questions no matter who asks?" Me: "Do you mean that you can "plead the 5th?"" Jay from the backseat of the car: "Um, hellllooooo, it's called the CONSTIPATION!!!!" Well, I didn't know THAT! LOL!

"Hey, Mama? You know that guy "Useless S. Grant"? Why is he famous?"


"Marote" = remote....so funny, we all say marote now....


"Whatchu doin'?" He claims that if you ask 3 times, you'll kill someone. HUH????


Think Southern accent, "I said, I said, I want some pizza!"
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