"HEY! Who put that picture on Facebook? Take that down! I mean it Mom, take it down!" Go to Kelly Caffee on FB to see said picture.
"Hey, Mama? You know that guy "Useless S. Grant"? Why is he famous?"
"Marote" = remote....so funny, we all say marote now....
"Whatchu doin'?" He claims that if you ask 3 times, you'll kill someone. HUH????
Think Southern accent, "I said, I said, I want some pizza!"