"Son, are you wearing deodorant?" "Um, I forgot."
" My new invention will be a fold-up skate board." Closes eyes and thinks. "There. Invented."
"I just cannot, will not be the only 6th grader with braces AND glasses! You HAVE to get me contacts!"
"In the face of danger, I decide how dangerous it is."
"Latest money making scheme, "I will make gloves and knee pads. Well, I won't really MAKE them, I'll just TELL someone else how to." That's it, son, work smarter, not harder.
"They should pay us Army people more money so we can be "normal" families and do "unusual" things." Such as?