This blog chronicles the lives of the Caffee Clan: Brian, Kelly, Josh, Jason, Lauren and Katelyn as we navigate life as a large, loud, military family that lives on the verge of complete chaos! I'm Kelly, AKA "Mom", "Mama", "Babe" or the "1SG's wife", I am 37, a stay-at-home-mom that dreams of someday working in the marketing field. I love photography, scrap booking, healthy eating and cooking, my family, music and dancing!! I have a fetish for gross medical stuff, like unusual diseases or strange growths, and sometimes I wish I was a midwife. As you read, you might notice that I have an slight obsession with cleaning and germ-avoidance, but do not fret, I am aware and I am working on it. And I love making lists! I have lots of opinions about lots of things and this is what is represented here! I'm not always right (wait, I'm NOT??) but I always have something to say!!!

Words of Wisdom

"Swatting at imaginary flies is a sign of rabies." 

 I hurt my butt!" Me: *giggle* "How did you do that?" B: "I don't knooooowwwww, but it really hurts!" Old man.

"Hey, do we still have that expresso maker?Me: "The what? Do you mean the espresso maker? Yeah, we have it, but it only makes espresso, so no expresso for you!" LOL!


"Lauren Ruth! If that pen touches that board, you will...you will...I will....give you a swat AND ground you!"

"I think that working out makes me sleepy...and maybe beer, too." No way, husband, that is just too crazy!

"What is your problem, lady?" ~ to me, his lovely wife

"Stop licking your penis on my couch!" ~ to the Big Brown Turd. You don't hear that everyday. Unless you are married to Brian Caffee.

"WHHHYYYY are you so mean to me?" ~ a mere hour later

"You're soooo mean to me!" ~ his latest poor, poor Brian statement

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