New Year's Eve Advice

So boys and gals, I am a tad late with the New Year's post

but I have a good reason - I am just now fully recovered and have collected all of the information I needed in order to fill in the blanks of that evening.

Suffice it to say, this Mama should not mix wine with Ice Picks.

Ice Picks being Iced Tea with "a" (singular) "shot"(small amount) of vodka. In my world, things that are good in small amounts are better in large amounts. This does not hold true if you add alcohol. 

I hereby declare that I cannot party like a rock star.

Anyhoo, despite my morning after sickness, the evening itself was a full-on BLAST! We ate, we drank and we made merry!!

The had a dance party with a run way in the kitchen and we sang karaoke style in our loudest voices. We played a boys against the girls Trivial Pursuit game that the girls limped away from and in the mix of all that, I got some very hilarious quotes.

These are the Top 5 Things said on New Year's Eve 2011:

1. "If you think it might be a poop, don't do it." - Excellent advice!

2. "When she drinks, I get molested."

3. "It ain't gay if it's a 3-way, with a honey in the middle, there's

 some leeway! ~Justin Timberlake parody

4. "Don't make me crawl over there and stick my head up your skirt!"

In our defense the above sound much, much worse than they

 actually were and we had so much fun!!

Happy Belated 2012!!!