...and Thanksgiving in the mainland tomorrow,
it's completely reasonable to have TWO
Thanksgiving feasts and stuff myself until I'm food drunk
What would Thanksgiving be without a "giving thanks" blog?
So...this year I am thankful for my friends and family, my health, my job and of course, the food. But there a few less, um, popular things I am thankful for as well.
Let me share them with you now!!
Turkeys that give their lives so that I may be a glutton today. Thank you! Without you, this day would be just another day.
August. Especially the 3rd. And Arthur Fonzarelli. Ehhh!
Nutella. Vats of it.
Kim Kardashian for providing endless hours of ridiculous entertainment about your so called life.
Glee. As in the TV show. I'm vowing to break out into random song and dance numbers in public (more often) from now on.
Ice cream. If you dream about it, it means good luck or that you need to cool off. Hmmm...
Victorias Secret industrial strength bras. My ladies are quickly heading south without taking the rest of me with them. Jerks.
Isaac Newton for being hit on the head with a falling apple thus explaining gravity.
Numbers. With $ in front of them. Or in general, I suppose.
Glasses of wine. Always half-full!
Happy Turkey Day!!!