"Just Google it..."

I find myself saying "Oh, I have to Google (or Bing) that!!" frequently and lately, I have been Googling (is that spelled right) some pretty random stuff! I think I am going to end up on some kind of watch list soon.


1. "Where can I purchase an ape?" - my 6 year old requested "a ape" for her birthday. How can I say no?


2. "What kind of spider is this?" My friend found this in her bathroom! Yes, it's real. No, it won't hurt you.

3. "Is it illegal to tape record your co-workers?" One of mine accidentally recorded a phone conversation I had recently. I've decided to sue for billions. I feel I have a very strong case, too.


4. "Ideas for a Planet of the Apes party?" See above - this child is going to kill me with birthday party themes.


5. "Why does my phone ding so much?" Because is is a freaking annoying, cheap, stupid piece of crap, that's why. I'm exchanging it today, I hope.

6. "What is the state bird of Guam?" This one was for work, but it's still pretty weird. By the way, it's the Ko'ko which is ugly. It used to be a Marianas Rose Crown Fruit Dove which is not, That's how they roll in Guam.

Ko'ko

Other one

7. "How does Santa get to Guam?" Why, like this, OF COURSE!!




8. "Why does one ear turn red when I drink wine?" I still don't know, but this is how it happened. Thank you, sweet friends who like me better when I'm intoxicated!! 

I don't know how I knew anything before the internet! 

Maybe I should Google that! 

"How did people know anything before Google?"

The answer: 
Your search - "How did people know anything before Google?" - did not match any documents. :)


Happy New Year's Eve, my lovelies!!!