This blog chronicles the lives of the Caffee Clan: Brian, Kelly, Josh, Jason, Lauren and Katelyn as we navigate life as a large, loud, military family that lives on the verge of complete chaos! I'm Kelly, AKA "Mom", "Mama", "Babe" or the "1SG's wife", I am 37, a stay-at-home-mom that dreams of someday working in the marketing field. I love photography, scrap booking, healthy eating and cooking, my family, music and dancing!! I have a fetish for gross medical stuff, like unusual diseases or strange growths, and sometimes I wish I was a midwife. As you read, you might notice that I have an slight obsession with cleaning and germ-avoidance, but do not fret, I am aware and I am working on it. And I love making lists! I have lots of opinions about lots of things and this is what is represented here! I'm not always right (wait, I'm NOT??) but I always have something to say!!!

Monday, August 8, 2011

Where have I been? Oh, yeah....now I remember!

I've been working!!
It's going pretty well, too.
My first day of school work!!
My kids have *only*:
1. Broken bones
2. Locked themselves out.
3. Let the dog escape.

Sad boy.
And that's just the boys.

The girls have been at the childcare providers' house.
Why can't I just say babysitter??? 
So they have not really been in trouble.....
Katie just likes to push.
My kid is a "pusher" instead of a "biter".
And I don't mean that in a druggy sort of way.
Heeellllloooo, she's 3.

The Pusher
In other news, our van is infested with ants.
I KNOW!!!!
Welcome to ever-loving Guam, bug infestation capitol of the world.
People, my VAN is infested!
I am going to crawl out of my skin.
The only option is to sell it immediately.
Or set it on fire.

What else, what else...
hmmmm, this past Saturday we had a very fun dinner party.
I consumed a few too many margaritas and it was really fun.
Did I mention how fun that was?
Well, it was. Really fun!

Moving right along....
my hair is still dark and I haven't messed with it at all.
Here is the picture you have been dying for:
Dark hair. And as an added bonus, birthday footage.
I turned 38, but my hubs thinks I'm 37 - note the candles.
And then be quiet.
Seeeee....37....and this is what I look like post-Zumba. Don't judge.

This is what I got for turning THIRTYSEVEN.
And *this* (blog) is what YOU get for my lack of attention and /or margarita consumption writing material.

~K






5 comments:

  1. I really don't like ants. I hope they decide to go live somewhere else soon. Happy Birthday!

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  2. You look great and I like the hair color!

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  3. JD4's Mom ~ the ants have been killed! The hubs fumigated for me and I didn't see a single one today!! Yay!!

    T ~ thank you!! I miss you ~ we need a phone date soon, ok???

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  4. Hahah! I love this post!

    Happy belated Bday. I love that you knocked a year off your age. I'm going to start doing that soon as well. That's brilliant!

    Kids! I feel for you!

    I cannot stand ants and the only reason I'm looking forward to the cooler weather is the fact that they'll start coming around less and less!

    XOXO

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  5. I quite enjoyed this post!
    Oh, and happy 37th! That's funny...I won't tell!

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