This blog chronicles the lives of the Caffee Clan: Brian, Kelly, Josh, Jason, Lauren and Katelyn as we navigate life as a large, loud, military family that lives on the verge of complete chaos! I'm Kelly, AKA "Mom", "Mama", "Babe" or the "1SG's wife", I am 37, a stay-at-home-mom that dreams of someday working in the marketing field. I love photography, scrap booking, healthy eating and cooking, my family, music and dancing!! I have a fetish for gross medical stuff, like unusual diseases or strange growths, and sometimes I wish I was a midwife. As you read, you might notice that I have an slight obsession with cleaning and germ-avoidance, but do not fret, I am aware and I am working on it. And I love making lists! I have lots of opinions about lots of things and this is what is represented here! I'm not always right (wait, I'm NOT??) but I always have something to say!!!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Please meet my friend and fellow blogger, Emma ...


Emma is a mid 20-something year old with a passion for life, love, fitness, and helping others. She loves to be active and get involved in as many sport and community activities as possible. Emma is currently studying to become a Career & Life Coach, and loves to network with people from around the world! Check out Emma’s blog at http://smileasithappens.blogspot.com/

Combating Myths About Post-Service Employment for Veterans


Finding a civilian job once you've left the military might seem daunting. After all, you've just spent the last four or more years engaged in active duty with a wide variety of job functions, and you might be unsure about what will translate to civilian careers. Fortunately, many companies hire veterans specifically for their diverse skill set that sets them apart from other applicants. The following offers some common myths about transitioning back to the civilian workforce and ways you can combat them.

Myth #1: Employers don't care about me as an applicant.

Truth: In an age with advancing technology and globalization, companies turn to dedicated employees to solve technological issues and reach a broad clientele base. Your service as a veteran puts you at the top of a lot of lists because your experience working around the world, either physically or virtually, makes you attractive to certain employers. Despite popular belief, many businesses do care about their employees because they recognize that investing in the right people means better service and profits for them. Likewise, they're looking for applicants with diverse backgrounds to help their business grow. Many of the tech-savvy Fortune 500 companies are using a platform provided by JIBE, a mobile recruiting company, that allows for people to upload their documents and apply from anywhere in the world, right from their smart phone or tablet.

Myth #2: My service-related disability will prevent me from getting a job.

Truth: Just as civilians with disabilities are federally protected from discrimination, you as a service member should never let your service-connected injury or disability hold you back. Organizations exist across the country to get you rehabilitated and back to work, such as the resources offered by the U.S. Department of Veterans. You'll be able to find job counseling, training and other resources to help you get a job no matter the disability.


Myth #3: It's not really that important to ask questions during an interview.

Truth: As silly as it might sound, think of the interview as a blind first date. You don't know each other, so how are you going to see if the relationship will work out? When an employer offers you the chance to ask them questions, they're not being polite. They want to know if you care enough about the company to see how you fit within the overall organization. From a personal standpoint, you should want to ask questions because, just as you would on a blind date, you want to know if this company is the right match for you.


Myth #4: My time as an active-duty service member will deter employers from hiring me because they prefer those who steadily work.

Truth: Employers do want to hire people who will work consistently, but your time as an active-duty service member differs completely from someone who just doesn't show up to work. In fact, it's illegal to discriminate against active-duty service members, and companies will face legal action if they fail to uphold the law. Whether hiring or retaining employees, federal guidelines are in place to protect your right to work, even if you must return to active duty during the course of your civilian employment.




Monday, May 6, 2013

So proud!

Yesterday was the Spartan Race at Fort Carson and like last year, we packed up the crew and headed over to participate. Unlike last year, the weather was freezing!! The sponsors even built a fire so that the contestants could try to maintain their body heat after jumping into the frigid mud! I managed Katie and got Jay and Lu ready to race while Brian proved how strong he is! *Sigh* The man is nuts, but I am so very proud of him! For and a half miles of obstacles in fifty degree weather and smiling all the way through! Lemme show ya!

The start

Passing me by on the way to the mud pit...

Low crawl through more mud - gross!

He was laughing! Insane!

Mud "slide"

On his way to the spear throwing

Two of his team mates! Thumbs up...riiiiiiiight!

After it was all said and done and on his way to be hosed off!


Of course, two of my monkey were born with his sense of adventure and joined in on the fun! Jason ran the mile course with the kids and lost his shoes and socks in the mud! It was crazy! 

Traverse wall because, ya know, running a mud race is just not enough.




Pull up contest!



Mom! It's freezing!

Do you see him? He's the guy in the back with the mud socks....

All done!


"Mud boots!"


My tough girl ran in the half mile, but not before we had a little mishap - Brian took Katie and Lu to the car to warm up while I waited for Jay to finish - they had about 20 minutes before she was scheduled to run, so I didn't insist that she stay with me. Well, 15 minutes pass and Jay is done and there is no sign of Brian or Lu! I start to head toward where he parked and I see Brian walking towards me with Katie, but no Lu, so I start yelling "where is Lauren? She missed her race!!!". He yells back, "No, I told her to run ahead and just start!" I'm freaking out because I watched the start and I did not see my sweet girl and there are TONS of people milling around and I can't find her and I start thinking the worst. Of course, right??? I was about to head over to the MC to have him announce that I child is lost when I see this:

Mama! I did it!

"Why are you crying?" I always get a bit mushy when I am proud of my kids!

Woo hoo!

Mud pants and no shoes or socks!

Great job, baby!!
She had missed the start of the race, but when Brian told her to go, she went! Such trust, right! She started behind the pack and came in close to first - I think only 5 or 6 kids beat her to the finish - about 30 started! I am so proud of her - she is so tough and strong-willed! I love it! 

Josh seems to be the only one of the bunch that is like me - prefers to stay warm and dry and clean! I imagine that Katie will be running next year and who knows, maybe I'll catch the fever, too. But I seriously doubt that! 




Thursday, April 25, 2013

It's NO secret...

... that I happen to be a horrible driver, I seriously don't even know how I got my drivers licence because nerves got the best of me during my drivers test  and I stopped at a green light. Twice. The guy still passed me, so who am I to argue? Right? Now 20+ years later, I still can't drive well. This week alone, I got into a fender bender AND got a speeding ticket. What the whaaaat? Luckily, B is being cool about it and only side-eyeing me a little bit. He knew what he was getting into when he married me though! Can't say that I blame him - our insurance policy gets reviewed this month and I have a sneaking suspicion that our rates are going up. UGH!

On a completely unrelated note, have you heard of the word "selfies"? As in a picture that you take of yourself? I HATE this word! I've been seeing it all over the place and I detest it! It's almost as bad as "moist" or "hot diggety dog" (well, that's a phrase, but still). Am I the only one that cringes at certain words? Surely not! Tell me what words you hate!

And for those of who read this (hi, Mom!) my meeting went really well and I am hopeful that this is the start of something big for me career-wise! I'd share more, but it's not the right time yet! :)

Can you believe this? Two blog posts in two days? I think maybe I got my writing grove back for a moment! We shall see how long this lasts! 

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Extreme stream of consciousness...

ETA: Consider yourself warned - this is an example of how my brain works - it's scary...

This morning I was at my neighbors house getting my hair done, (she's licensed, don't worry, those of you that know what I do to my hair!), and chatting with our other neighbor that happens to have published her own BOOK! She wrote a book! Color me impressed! We got to talking about writing and blogs and how it can be cathartic and it got me thinking that I haven't written in a long time, so here we are. Except I don't have a lot to say. My life is happily boring and calm (well, for me)! I'm full of excitement and nervous energy because I have a pretty important business meeting in the morning which could be the beginning of what I have been dreaming about for the last year, so I am full of rambly-ness. Not a real word, I know, but it accurately describes my state of mind. Those that know me in real life and have witnessed this can attest to the whirling dervish I become - can't sit still, over-thinking everything and basically sucking the energy out of those around me! I used to have a word for it....oh, I remember, an "energy vampire". Yup, that's what I become. Which brings me back to my friends book...

She amazes me! She has been writing since she was a teen and is working on sequels to the one that is currently out - how COOL! The book is Blood Memory by my friend, (hehe) Rosalind Hartmann. You can get it on Amazon for $8.99, I believe. I am lucky enough to have a signed copy and when she's famous I can say I knew her when! The women that surround me here amaze me. My neighbors are like little hidden gems - it's quite unbelievable that we all live here in such close proximity. I'm not even exaggerating either. One wrote a book, one is an amazingly creative stylist that can envision what you're wanting with just a few words. (Pics of my hair to come.) One we call "Ms. Pintrest" because I swear to God she invented the site, ok, not really, but holy heck there is NOTHING this gal can't do! One is a down to Earth Cali girl that has an amazing singing voice and is a wonderful homeschooling Mama! I am surrounded by awesomeness! It often makes me feel less-than, but I digress! I'd rather strive for being better and learning and growing! And what's even more amazing is that I have had experiences like this constantly in my life; K-town, Germany - miss you lovely ladies so much, Yelm, WA - hey Yelmies!, Mahomet, IL - hey girls! I miss my b-day brat club even though I'm the only brat in the group, Clarksville, KY gals got me through some of the toughest experiences in my life and the fabulous women in Guam - you rowdy, crazy ladies! I miss you immensely! See, told ya, I've been soooo lucky and most of the women mentioned above are still friends, sisters even. And now I get that again. So rich!

I've been looking through some old blog posts and man, what a crazy ride my life has been since I started blogging! I've moved a billion times, adopted a baby, made a fool of myself, switched jobs a couple of times - it's made me realize that I have had some pretty cool experiences these last few years. And I think it's so awesome that I get to look back at posts from when my kiddos were smaller and see how funny they were at different stages! Reading through some of the comments that were left has been pretty remarkable. I'm again reminded of how many creative, talented people there are out there - it's inspiring!

So back to the hair - I've managed to grow it out from this:

To this:
Not the best pic, but it took me 4000 years to get it, so just DEAL!



It's red with blondish highlights and quite frankly, I am proud of myself for not snipping it! I'm on my way to long hair! Ignore the MESS in the background - I'm preparing for tomorrow! That leads me to remember that I need to go find something suitable to wear that is not jeans or yoga pants and probably iron said item. Ugh. Maybe I'll make my man do it! Ha! Which leads me to want to share that he will be retired from the Army after 21 years this coming August! I am so very proud of him. I just wish he knew what he wanted to do afterwards, because you know, we have 4 kids that eat like they've been starved and someone has to pay for groceries. And braces. And car insurance which may be going up because I cannot drive and had a small fender bender at Home Depot yesterday. My love wasn't even mad about that! Which was nice because I probably would have been mad at him! You may also be able to see the plants growing in the background of the photo and that makes me want to share that I am planting a garden soon - my awesome hubs built me 3 garden boxes with his very own hands just because I said I wanted them and even though I have no experience with gardening - he does things like that a lot. He loves me! And he will likely build many more of my ideas when he is on leave for 2 MONTHS! OMG! What am I going to do with him home all day everyday for 2 months! I'm very used to him being gone a lot! I think it'll be nice and help me prepare for real retirement someday! :) 

AAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYWAY, I need to get moving and prepare in earnest for tomorrow instead of being boring on here - I'm lucky to have had a sweet reminder today of how calming and cathartic writing can be! Good night, friends!



Sunday, March 24, 2013

So annoyed!

I'm moody and cranky today. It's Sunday and we started off very nice; slept in a bit, made some super yummy, from scratch buttermilk pancakes topped with hot apples that had been stewing in the crockpot overnight. By the way, if you've never made buttermilk pancakes from scratch, google Martha Stewart's recipe and make 'em - so easy and tasty - it's bananas! Anyway, I was munching on my cakes and looking at emails when I noticed that I had an email from ebay that didn't seem right. I'm not usually a big ebay person, but I have a boat load of Mary Kay items that I need to get rid of so.... anyway, this email basically states that the person that bought one of my items received it with a big hole in the bottom of the package and the item was missing. Ok. Weird. She was demanding that I make it right by giving her a refund or sending her a new item. So my first thought was, "that's so odd, why wouldn't she contact the post office?". I have never received a package, like EVER, that has been torn open or destroyed with no response from the post office at all. Usually, there is at least a sticker or something saying your package had been damaged. So I contact her and tell her that I was advised by ebay (I called them) to have her contact the post office, but since it wasn't insured they probably won't do anything. I also said that I didn't feel I should be held accountable for something that the post office did and that I was contacting them to see what could be done about it all. THEN she writes back accusing me of sending the package that way! WHAT THE? If I was going to rip her off I wouldn't send the package AT ALL! I wouldn't waste my time and money sending it in the first place! Anyway, long story sorta short, she has reported me to ebay and I may have to refund her money. It's annoying on so many levels! I'm new at all of this, so unfortunately I've already been ripped off by someone else claiming they received the wrong product. If there is one thing I can say about myself, it's that I am organized to a fault and I keep diligent track of my inventory. I'm also nice (most of the time) and I generally trust what people say, so I sent her the right product at my own expense only to realize that she did, in fact, get the right one the first time. I don't understand why people have to be so freaking dishonest!! I mean really. Really? I know that people can be conniving and just generally bad, but man, it's e-freaking-bay! You're already getting a HUGE discount!

I realize I am whining at this point. It's not even really the money aspect of it all. I'm frustrated with people these days and I feel like I've come across a lot of dishonest ones lately. It really bugs me that so many try to get everything for nothing!! WHY?? Oh, well, I know I'm not going to change anything and that I'll probably end up eating the cost of the item or sending her another one and she'll "win". I'm just moody and cranky today, I guess.